"Basic Form" for upcoming Elections!

   "If you are unable or unwilling to perform the duties listed... don't run!"

Let's get back to basics. The NEW basics! If you plan on running for public office in the upcoming elections this is what will  be needed from you:

   : back ground checks cleared by the USA Government as well as TMZ!
   : Discloser of unpaid child support/ illigeiment children as well as possible illegenment children
   : Discloser of all sexual preferences, fetish, and possible upcoming sexual discretions
   : A legal copy of your birth certificate, current driver’s license, and diplomas beginning with high school.
   : Religious affiliations and your stand on same sex marriage, abortion, and marijuana legalization
   : sign affidavits that you will not "COAT TAIL", sign any documents "Coat tailed" for you person gain without full discloser to your voters.
  : Full understanding that you will be fired, if any of the above are latter are found to be untrue.
  : Upon being fired you will NOT be recieving the monetarry gains from your postion in office;
  nor will you be eligible to hold public office again.
  :should you fall out of love with your segnificate other while in office you will not drag them through your media circus. For infideily charges of divorece you will be fired! Your spouse will then be eligible for your unclaimed campaign contributions windfall as well as half of the monatery gains assessed through your term. This will be devided among your children (adopted, step, as well as bilogical).
 : If you are not going to pay into Social Security then you will need to have a vote on changes and be willing to take the same deductions as are applied to those who do pay into it.
: You will be fired for the following addictions, drugs (prescription or otherwise) sex and pornography, alcohol and compulsive lying!
: You will be randomly drug tested and may have to start at lower wage that those who were elected prier to you. (Sorry, the economy is bad.)
: You will also not be given company cars nor will the voters be paying for your gas and you as an elected official will not use this as a TAX RIGHT OFF!
: Your children’s educations will not be paid for by taxes unless they attend public schools or public charter schools. This includes college.
: If at any point you are found to have exploited your voters, government or its policies, you will be fired.
 
  I don't believe in turning back time. Those persons in office will not need to sign this Basic's Form. But the world has changed. You who make the laws, set the laws will now have to live within laws. We voted you in and we are taking OUR country back!


  You have a right to choose where you work, this is AMERICA.